twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life

CR people are real twitter gods

by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.

Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*

by HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK April 11, 2018

God

(n.) The reason I passed math.

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it

god slam it

by xvottic April 6, 2023

God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."

by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024

god

your mom

I came out of god's vagina

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