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I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.
Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.
by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010
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Take it like a pro

One who is takes in the the anal or vaginal area like a pro
Kyle you take it like a pro

Rebecca you take it like a pro

Cody Brandi takes it like a pro
by InSane x STuNNa June 29, 2011
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I dont like Change

A phrase used when you have nothing else to say, during an awkward moment, when asked a personal question, or when you dont feel like having a conversation with somebody. It means what ever it is needed to mean at the time you say it.
Matt: "I found unfamiliar stains on my sheets"

Jeffery: "That sucks."

Matt: "I saw you on the nanny cam"

Jeffery: "i dont like change."
by Tricky Bad August 25, 2011
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life was like a box of chocolates

Apparently the real movie line, despite the fact that "Life is like a box of chocolates" is written plainly on the movie sleeve.
Person 1: mama always said, "life is like a box of chocolates--"
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!
by JaileyHones January 21, 2017
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Eat my Ass like dinner

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.
You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.
by dfihg;tr September 18, 2018
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youtube 1 like equals 1... comments

the stupidest thing on earth, and people use it to get kids to give them likes
youtube 1 like equals 1... comments: noun:DURHHH 1 LIKE EQUALS 1 PRAYER YEAHHH BETTER LIKE FOR THIS IF U DONT U HAVE NO SOULD
kid: oh shit i better like right now!
any person above the age of fetus: 🤦
by annoyed person November 3, 2020
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tell your crush you like them

Tell your crush you like them. 5 November
It's tell your crush you like them

Day
by Click here November 3, 2020
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