Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024

Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check

Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job

by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023

Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals

Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?

by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024

rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

Faggot Job

An occupation that is overwhelmingly dominated by traitor gay men, i.e. politicians and billionaires.

Anyone who says "black jobs" must have a faggot job, and anyone who says "faggot jobs" must be really pissed off at the niggers in charge.

by Publius0987 August 14, 2025

paw job

A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.

"Yo, this big ass wolf just gave me a paw job, I think I'm on drugs."

by Stylx December 20, 2023

Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009