spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!
by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
Get the spit-lube jack-off mug.

you don't know jack

An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.
Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!
by Marcy33 December 22, 2006
Get the you don't know jack mug.

Peanut Butter Slip Jack

The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.
She walked funny for days after I gave her the Peanut Butter Slip Jack.
by The Cum Factory June 25, 2011
Get the Peanut Butter Slip Jack mug.

Full Metal Jack Off

The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.
I came home from church this morning and went Full Metal Jack Off on my horn.
by dickvandice October 25, 2013
Get the Full Metal Jack Off mug.

Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit

One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....
Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?

Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..

Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...
by Katie Hauszell February 12, 2010
Get the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit mug.

Jack Da Loon

A jack off. Someone who is being an asshole, show off etc.
Hey Chardo, stop being a Jack Da Loon.
by Stunnaz908 June 23, 2006
Get the Jack Da Loon mug.

stirred not jacked off

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.
Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!
by Sambista November 09, 2008
Get the stirred not jacked off mug.