Peanut Butter Slip Jack

The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.

She walked funny for days after I gave her the Peanut Butter Slip Jack.

by The Cum Factory June 28, 2011

Full Metal Jack Off

The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.

I came home from church this morning and went Full Metal Jack Off on my horn.

by dickvandice October 26, 2013

Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit

One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....

Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?

Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..

Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...

by Katie Hauszell February 12, 2010

jack dylan grazer

here’s a boi
probably bisexual but never admitted it
yeet

person 1: oml jack is cuteee
person 2: die-
(He’s a short person , jack Dylan grazer boIz)

by yeet.ur.lmao.boiz April 30, 2019

jack dylan grazer

the cutest lil bean you will ever see you must protect him! he is bestfriends with my boi finn ;) fack is real!

jack dylan grazer is my little bean

by losver October 13, 2017

Jack Da Loon

A jack off. Someone who is being an asshole, show off etc.

Hey Chardo, stop being a Jack Da Loon.

by Stunnaz908 June 23, 2006

stirred not jacked off

To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.

Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

by Sambista March 25, 2009