pin dick

Someone who is paying too much attention to a tiny thing. Used in reference to people who point out small details that only they care about.

"My Batman costume is just like the original, no yellow under the bat logo." "Actually, the original Bob Kane drawing was for a red suit with no bat logo." "Pin dick."

by ELF1 April 22, 2015

bad dick

a sexual experience with a penis-person marked by minimal effort and lack of connection

disappointing, forgettable, and all too common

Person 1: So, how did your hook-up go last night?
Person 2: Oh, it was just bad dick unfortunately.

by f*ckyou1-2 April 7, 2020

forked dick

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

by Claritan_d June 9, 2018

nerm dick

A penis so small that you pee on your balls. Looks like 3 balls but the top one is way smaller. All helmet part .... No shaft

Yo dawg, l just seen that guy peeing all on his balls in the restroom. Hey!! Don't make fun of him, he got dat nerm dick bro!

by Captain kik November 4, 2021

dick nail

On New Year's Eve, the act of Dick Clark successfully counting backwards from 20 to 1 without making any mistakes.

Dick nailed it. Happy New Year!

by dicknailer January 8, 2012

Sweet Dick

A sweet dick is a person who knows they are attractive. They manipulate the situation and, when they finally lure you in they wil diss you or, treat you like trash!

No! Don't do it girl! He's a sweet dick!

by Barbiebabe April 8, 2018

Dick skinners

The derogitory slang for ones hands. Often referring to someone who has just masturbated or is known to masturbate excessively.

Mike: Hey jonny
Jonny: Yo
Mike: You wanna help season the chops?
Jonny: Sure, let me use the restroom real quick.
Mike: Make sure you wash your hands, i don't want your dick skinners all over the food.

by Jonny on the SPOT! May 13, 2017