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Brown Coffee 

When you or your partner poops into a coffee grinder, then mixes the resulting slurry with breast milk and mountain dew then throws it out because seriously that's disgusting why are you even reading this.
(A man has stopped by a diner to take a break from his long country drive.)

Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.

Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.

Man: How so?

Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.

Man: Sounds good. How much is that?

Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.

Man: That much?!

Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.

Reverse Bronsexual

A person who hides his fandom for LeBron James by exhibiting hate by any means necessary, usually by using the word Bronsexual often. Or by always bringing up LeBron James in a negative way and labeling it as criticism
Reverse Bronsexuals usually say: LeBron James is soft, watch the Bronsexuals come flock to this comment...they think he's perfect and above criticism...
Reverse Bronsexual by Burr713 February 2, 2019
Anal intercourse , penile insertion into the rectum via the a anus with resultant ejaculation
my girlfriend is a very versatile , wild , three Input pork monster . She’s all smiles this week because next week is national “give your bitch a brown week”
A brown by Davedale July 18, 2019

what can brown do for you? 

Disgusting slogan for a crappy-ass parcel service.Believe me, brown cant do NUTHIN for me!
"Apparently, they can fuck up my address when I order something online...fuck brown!

charlie brown 

when you shit in someones mouth and or diarreha in there face while asleep
"JJ charlie browned the shit out of Tommy"
charlie brown by Jeremy Romanelli October 4, 2006

brown time 

term used to describe the time spent waiting between your roommate using the toilet and the time when the smell has dissipated enough for you to go and use it yourself.
These last few months living with Cory I've been getting a lot of reading done in my brown time.
brown time by anthubc2010-_- October 20, 2010