11am King Tut

a back-sleeper that stays in bed til the afternoon

“Johnny flaked on our breakfast date AGAIN! He said it was too early”
“That guy is such an 11am King Tut”

by dantanimus peepee September 29, 2025

King’s Clam Chowder

when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off

“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”

by 2whistles December 7, 2022

isaac king

Isaac King is a true Geez and he will point at anyone he fucking wants to and say "it's the first time for you" make sure you treat him with respect

I saw Isaac King and he pointed at the teacher and said "it's the first time for you"

by The Geez 🔥 May 24, 2017

ALEXANDER OUR KING

he knows all and is all

He is the point of our existance

HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI

asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*

dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db

by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021

Burger King foot lettuce

Delicious frickn lettuce made by yours truly feet

I like 68 Good rapper

Oh wow that’s good Burger King foot lettuce

by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021

Kings don't move into check

A saying meaning you value your own well being and safety above taking foolish risks with little to gain

Why don't you go over to Palestine then?
I'm good bro. Kings don't move into check

by D Flawless May 4, 2024

Nut King

The King of all Nuts (and Bolts)

"Dude, did you call the Nut King yet?"
"He will give us a good time."

by Tyrone Gekyume Circumcision March 9, 2019