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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet
“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”
by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018
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good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.
“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door
by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018
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Norse God

A very hot woman, often used in the context of a pickup line.
Man: Are you a Norse God?

Woman: inaudible confusion
by ActuallyHim May 21, 2024
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The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.
Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.
by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021
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Jedi god gank

The best gfx designer,hes the best and hes gay.
The best gay is Jedi god gank
by Sensetiveyarrak November 11, 2020
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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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