Fat

Me.

*Looks in mirror* "Damn I'm fat!"

by Creepy_Pasta_Girl June 3, 2018

Bi-fat

A person that is fat accepting but also pursuing personal weight-loss.

I was hanging out with my friends today some of who are fat like me, but I can’t talk about my health goals that include the need for my personal weight loss. I think I need to come out as bi-fat.

by CRDSM June 4, 2018

Fat Burrito

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.

Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.

by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018

fat can

A big £5 exhaust tip from Halfords. Usually used by ALL chavs.

"Tom's Corsa has a fat can on it. He's clearly a chav."

by Jackie Chan73829 June 10, 2018

a fat ass nut

An expression used to indicate that something was very good/enjoyable

*A conversation between a couple is screenshotted and posted*
*The screenshot is then posted on instagram*
Caption: “After midnight conversation are a fat ass nut PERIOD🤪🤤”

by bitchfuckyourhoeshit April 23, 2018

big fat horse

A horse which is over weight because it eats to much

Nate: bro that is a big fat horse
Reggae Shark: I know it eats to much

by Nigelthequeen April 23, 2018

Fats

A very fat cat that usually is always sitting by her/his food bowl

A very nice kitty

Instead of meowing she/he squeaks

Your cat is definitely a fats

by Mushrootle March 17, 2017