Just a little goofy goober who doesn’t even remember running for his presidency or even the fact he touches that little kid last week. Just like your average brain dead person sleepy joe can’t put a sentence together for his life or put one foot in front of the other without falling down a flight of stairs. Sleepy joe is also know for, not being able to ride a bike,Not knowing how a path works,Raising gas prices wildly high,Being are Us president,Being confused,Not getting that handshake
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024
A term popularized by TikToks of Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden. It is used to call someone always tired. Base off of Joe Biden poking fun at his age resulting in "power naps."
by sewey69000 March 06, 2023
A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 08, 2024
A false replica of the game "tunska toe" that is to be taught to those with a lower intellect than the higher-ups in the tunska cult.
John - Hey Francesco, can you teach me tunska toe?
Francesco - Fuck nah nigga but I can teach you junska joe
Francesco - Fuck nah nigga but I can teach you junska joe
by SemonDemon42 January 16, 2022
A replica of the game "tunska toe" taught to people with a lower intellect then those of the higher ups in the tunska cult.
John - Hey Francesco, can you teach me tunska toe?
Francesco - Fuck nah nigga I can teach you junska joe tho.
Francesco - Fuck nah nigga I can teach you junska joe tho.
by SemonDemon42 January 16, 2022
A huge masculine guy that lives of, of Savagery,Gta5,Eating Steaks,Working out, And Calling people out. A Gorilla Joe would not hesitate to call you a bitch or a narc. He would fight anyone because he's the Alpha
by Majestic_Dinkle February 08, 2016
by AresUnfunny July 31, 2022