sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

by Scott likes Scotch May 25, 2008

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talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

by Plumbob November 15, 2013

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Drive it like a U-Haul

Drive like there is no tomorrow while evading the Po Po.

Damn, did you see that hot blond woman in LA evade cops for 2 hours? Yeah she Drive it like a U-haul.

by Dutch Butterscotch January 28, 2009

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make out like a bandit

Making out, kissing, petting someone with no strings attached. A free love, one-night stand make out session.

Make out like a bandit

At the graduation party, we went in the bathroom and made out like bandits, both of us stealing smooches and gropes, and then we walked back into the crowd like nothing had happened.

by Buddysattva April 20, 2019

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Wear You Like A Necklace

Stemming from the song “So It Goes…” by Taylor Swift. It refers to the link of having your partner choke you during sex thus their hands being the necklace.

“I want to wear you like a necklace,”
“You want me to choke you?”
“Omg yes”

by TSwizzleStan May 9, 2022

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