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Mayo Monkey Ad

A Mayo Monkey Ad is a racist ad/commercial that includes a white man that’s a bumbling idiot while also featuring a black man, a woman, or a black woman whose smart and knows what they’re doing. They use the product or service that the white man isn’t using correctly.
Joe and Felina are unorganized with Google spreadsheets (Show Joe sloppily eating a donut) . But Tyrone has just bought Slack and now his team can efficiently calculate the mathematical superiority of melanin people over crackers. (Mayo Monkey Ad concludes)
by RedMoth27 September 26, 2022
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Monkey Fish Man

Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.
Example #1:

Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.


Example #2:

Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
by Mart September 12, 2004
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siamese punch monkey

holy shit, that girl was so loose I siamese punch monkeyed her.
by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010
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Super Monkey Ball

Hey you ever play Super Monkey Ball-“
Please stop talking.”
by WestbrookAnimations June 1, 2019
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Monkey steals the peach

1- the act of ripping someone's bollocks off
2- the group responsible for the song "Guitar Hero"
1- oww! someone used "monkey steals the peach" on me
2- hey, did you hear Monkey Steals the Peach? man they are EPIC
by Get on ma horse October 29, 2009
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paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint
by tamahau March 2, 2003
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monkey bath

I wanna give your monkey a bath!
by blah blah blah April 8, 2003
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