Monkey Pile 

an excited way to like a Barrel Full of Monkeys, a big jumbled pile of hard parts all akimbo, like dungeons and dragons lead figures or nails made of gold. A stack of paintings un-straitened or skewey.

I just got a monkey pile of paints!

Monkey Pile by mr. w w w .fakeart.net net net July 13, 2011

Monkey's Fist 

The male version of camel toe. When either pants or underpants adjust themselves so as to gather your genitals into a noticable bulge, regardless of the turgidity of the member. Also known as "putting your dick in a headlock"

Dubious Sexuality Guy 1: Dude check out that guy's camel toe
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!

Monkey's Fist by Redwall II April 19, 2012

Monkey Boy 

A strange yet playful boy who lurks the halls with his tranny friend.

boy: "omg! that boy is so outrageous."
Friend: "yeah, he's the Monkey Boy"

Monkey Boy by 0kB00M3R420 January 14, 2020

stooge monkey 

a goofy ass idiot with the body resemblence of an ape

Your a stooge monkey!

stooge monkey by Psycho Crazie #1 & 2 April 19, 2004

Bowel Monkey 

Fart, Botty Burp, Gas. Descriptive of a person that is suffering from wind due to eating legumes, indian food, excessive alcohol consumption or anything else that causes wind

Mate I've got a case of the bowel monkeys today

Bowel Monkey by Juanita Davis December 24, 2007

Suck Monkey 

a vampire

Person 1 "Hey Jim see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "he's got to be a suck monkey"

Suck Monkey by H1MS3LF April 4, 2009

Cleat monkey

The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.

That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.

Cleat monkey by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009