Tee-bag King

1 Someone who is inpossible to tee-bag, a true ben
2 The champion of a game of tee-bag

"I'll shoot you in the fuckin' face and tee-bag your eyes" -Tee-bag king youtube MW2

by Ghost412 July 28, 2011

King of Fifa

Generally only used with the name Carl in the same sentence.

Anyone see Carl?! Who? The king of Fifa

by Well Boi January 9, 2019

King boo

woah that's the guy from the mario game with luigi in it. he's like so big and evil and stuff

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by My name uhhhhh my name is uhhh January 19, 2024

king doobie

King of doobies. Commonly seen in a spaceship. Highly dangerous. Uses a false sense of security to render opponents unable to maintain a serious demeanor. Often accompanied by a seemingly ridiculous aura reminiscent of a cartoon character. If encountered, attempt to maintain composure and a straight face and disregard your urge to care about your image.

King Doobie doesn't fuck around but he makes it hard not to laugh before you die.

by Weweresupposedtogetmarried April 22, 2017

Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

by popnart May 19, 2017

King Of New York

You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!

You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.

by NWS4VR August 17, 2024

King Maggot

An increasingly popular nickname for the incoming US President in 2025, for obvious reasons.

King Maggot is doing all he can to worm his way into the minds of Americans all over again as he once again demonstrates his unparalleled ability to nominate the most profoundly impaired predators and alcoholics to ever walk the Earth.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2024