Chunky Monkey Bunkie

a physically large, but not obese woman, that is generally under 30, is sufficiently hot enough to be doable more than once, has a great, fun, personality, and with whom you would not be embarrassed to be seen in public.
Two friends in a bar observe an attractive woman who is a 30 pounds over weight but carries it well on her 5'9" frame. She is vivacious, smiling and laughing in a most appealing way with her friends.

"Yeah she's a little big, but she is very cute and has a great rack! She' definitely Chunky Monkey Bunkie material, I'm going to go chat her up!"
by A Buckeye in New Hampshire September 25, 2010
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Monkey Fish Man

Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.
Example #1:

Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.


Example #2:

Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
by Mart September 13, 2004
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Mayo Monkey Ad

A Mayo Monkey Ad is a racist ad/commercial that includes a white man that’s a bumbling idiot while also featuring a black man, a woman, or a black woman whose smart and knows what they’re doing. They use the product or service that the white man isn’t using correctly.
Joe and Felina are unorganized with Google spreadsheets (Show Joe sloppily eating a donut) . But Tyrone has just bought Slack and now his team can efficiently calculate the mathematical superiority of melanin people over crackers. (Mayo Monkey Ad concludes)
by RedMoth27 September 27, 2022
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Super Monkey Ball

Hey you ever play Super Monkey Ball-“
Please stop talking.”
by WestbrookAnimations June 02, 2019
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siamese punch monkey

holy shit, that girl was so loose I siamese punch monkeyed her.
by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010
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monkey bath

giving head;

monkey= dick
bath= blowjob
I wanna give your monkey a bath!
by blah blah blah April 09, 2003
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paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint
look at the stupid paint eating monkey
by tamahau March 02, 2003
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