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Testicle job

When someone plays with you're balls
Last night Betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
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$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5
Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday
by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025
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Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm
Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter
by Meat slammer February 12, 2017
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brim job

When you lick the salt off a margarita it is a brim job
“Wow this margarita is full and covered in salt” -Amy
Jen: “you should totes do a brim job”
by lilpasty September 16, 2021
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Gut Job

When you simultaneously finger a chick while getting a hand-job on a dance floor while also grinding her from behind
At New Years I managed to pull off a Gut Job
by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015
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Rim Job

When you brew a cup of coffee and the ratio produces the perfect amount of coffee to fill the cup to the rim
Damn, this v60 ratio gave me a rim job!
by Buttonwillow October 21, 2016
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Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
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