finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.

"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom

by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018

Finger popping

When you put you finger the cat and pop the booty hole

Stacy:Dan was finger popping me last night
Trina: girl ik both of those holes felt amazing

by dannyyaaa November 25, 2018

Finger Popping

finger a girls vagina and pop her bootyhole

Jaylen:i was finger popping trina last night dude, she loved it.
Chris: oh i bet her holes felt great

by dannyyaaa November 25, 2018

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018

chicken liken fingers

its that time of year again, you go to KFC and get some chicken and its so good that you are addicted and say chicken liken fingers for no reason.

"Hi there costumer" . "Hi random employee that gets $500 dollars a month" . "want some CHICKEN??????" . "bye, have a nice day!" . "CoMe BaCk!" also it means, that when your eating chicken. and when its soooo good . you say "its chicken liken goood. so you suck your fingers and say "CHICKEN LIKEN FINGERS, THATS HOW GOOD IT IS"

by the weirdo from school November 30, 2018

Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.

“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”

by NurseCaca December 6, 2018

Sweaty finger bang

When you finger bang someone but she’s already been nutted in (which leads to moist fingers)

Oh shit I just sweaty finger banged sarah

by Moist man December 7, 2018