Sticky dick

A dick drawn with Stickybomb's, that has been launched from a Stickybomb Launcher by a character called Demoman in the game Team fortress 2.

Blu is legit making a sticky dick at spawn.

by Ada Fear May 11, 2019

dick beef

when two men (usually friends) have conflict with each other over liking the same girl

A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight

B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.

A: he'll get over it

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

Dick Dyson

The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.

Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.

Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.

by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009

nerm dick

Having a dick that looks like a 3rd ball like a helmet part with no shaft just turns purple when it gets hard doesn't grow longer at all

You're nerm dick ruining your life bro you can't even touch the wetness with that thing man I'm glad I don't have a nerm dick too!

by Kopitt November 4, 2021

Dick In Laws

When two or more men have had sex with the same woman.

Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.

by The Hutt & Dr. Wolfe October 19, 2010

homewrecker dick

A dick that's so irresistible you'll leave your man for it.

"Mark has a homewrecker dick. He's caused 3 divorces."

by Flubberlover April 17, 2021

dick pat

When one pats a bros dick to show appreciation to him and his penis in a heterosexual way.

"I appreciate you Terrance" Exclaimed Mike as he gave him a soft and apricative dick pat. "Thanks man, that means a lot." Said Terrance after receiving a dick pat from his bro Mike.

by Notkaidendamery November 8, 2017