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Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut
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Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!
Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
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