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apple jack defense 

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".
"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."
apple jack defense by zee July 9, 2006

hungry jack 

1. Similar to the muffin top the Hungry Jack effect occurs when a person, usually female wears clothes that obviously fit a starving Indonesian orphan. The result is a large lump of fat hanging precariously over the clothing. This phenomenon is called a Hungry Jack because the fat explosion resembles a pack of half-opened biscuits. Both fat/dough are trying to escape their containers with no prevail. Hungry Jacks of world: please cover up your mounds of excess flesh. Unless your aim is to frighten small children and large dogs, you serve no purpose.

Dumb Girl: OMG I weigh 200 lbs but no one can tell in my size 0 pants from Abercrombie!

Smart Girl (aka me): Actually you look like a busted can of Hungry Jack biscuits lard ass. It's called treadmill. Use it!
hungry jack by Rae Rae June 29, 2006

Billy Jack 

A film released in the 70's that contains the greatest dialogue and fight scene in the history of cinema.
Billy Jack: "I’m going to take my right foot, and I’m going to whomp you on that (pointing to the left) side of your face, and you know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re going to be able to do about it."

Villain: "(sarcastically) Really?"

Billy Jack: "(light heartedly) Really."

Billy Jack proceeds to kick the chubby man on the left side of his face, knocking him to the ground.
Billy Jack by Sooshy April 14, 2007

Cactus Jack

Travis Scott's record label. Also the name of a Jordan 4 which was a collaboration between Travis and Jordan brand which now goes for about $600
Dude, did you hear that Travis just released Cactus Jack records.
Just copped them Cactus 4's off StockX

Breakfast Jack 

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.
I woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.
Breakfast Jack by Basil Hill February 15, 2009

Swag Jack 

To steal another persons swagger. To not be original in style.
Yo all you do is copy. Stop trying to swag jack me.
Swag Jack by gjkgjrioeg345 April 13, 2010