"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."
1. Similar to the muffin top the Hungry Jack effect occurs when a person, usually female wears clothes that obviously fit a starving Indonesian orphan. The result is a large lump of fat hanging precariously over the clothing. This phenomenon is called a Hungry Jack because the fat explosion resembles a pack of half-opened biscuits. Both fat/dough are trying to escape their containers with no prevail. Hungry Jacks of world: please cover up your mounds of excess flesh. Unless your aim is to frighten small children and large dogs, you serve no purpose.
Dumb Girl: OMG I weigh 200 lbs but no one can tell in my size 0 pants from Abercrombie!
Smart Girl (aka me): Actually you look like a busted can of Hungry Jack biscuits lard ass. It's called treadmill. Use it!
A film released in the 70's that contains the greatest dialogue and fight scene in the history of cinema.
Billy Jack: "I’m going to take my right foot, and I’m going to whomp you on that (pointing to the left) side of your face, and you know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re going to be able to do about it."