Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.

Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’

by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019

Raw Dog December

Raw Dog December is The Month of December and making it fun for all. Raw Dog December Everyone, You know what that means...

"Yo, Since its Raw Dog December , I Raw Dogged my girl bro."

by HiItsMeMyGuy October 13, 2019

Balls Deep December

Go crazy in december is all im sayin🤷🏾 ♂️

balls deep december gone go crazy

by StraightQuan October 16, 2019

No Dick December

last month was no nut november. hate to break it to you ladies, but it's no dick december. for the whole month, you cannot get no dick. your welcome.

Person 1: dude ima get sum dicc
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord

by yourpersonaldictionary November 13, 2019

No cry december

You need to hold your tears back for whole December. You can cry from joy but not sadness.

ncd-no cry december

by Pignado November 16, 2019

no dens december

Ur not allowed to use snus in december

no dens december

by Lolxdgaypron64 November 21, 2019

Don't depress december [depress]

In don't depress december it's not allowed for boys/girls to cry or being sad

in Don't depress december depressi don't want to cry. being depressed is not good for you. happy Don't depress december
being defined like not allowed to cry

by Trond-Vegard Soltvedt November 26, 2019