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Kiss my meat

The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.
“Those shoes look lame!”

“Wtv hoe, kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.
“Those shoes lame asf

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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Serving Meat

Bro #1: Hey Brian! You're serving meat today ;)
Bro #2: As per usual!
by RonTheRealMeat May 21, 2024
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meat lovers phase

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.
Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”
by KittyGum May 27, 2024
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water meat

A word used indicating suicidal tendencies. Referencing the star sign pisces, directly translated to Korean and back to English, hence water meat. Always used in reference to one's zodiac sign.
by weirdonion May 28, 2024
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Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement
“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris
“T̵̨̤̱͇͇̭͔̣̞̗̪̬͌̍͐̀̋̄͝͝H̴̩̱̰̬̞̳̭͔̜̝̞͌̄̐̿̇̉̊̍̔̐͘͝͠È̴̳̘͖̀̈́͗F ̞̩͚̫̟̞̫͈͉̲̂̔̋̉͐̅̿̍͌͗́͘O ̥̖̥͔̦̱̞͐̓̈́G ̖̼̣̗̹̩͖̺̼̊͋̽̃̌͌̍̂̀I̶̡̡̢̯͉͚̝̺̞̤̼̜͈͖͍̓̍͗̎̈́́̓̇͋͐̇̕͘͝S ̳̈́͆̍̚C̵̡̨̘͍̤̞͉̮̮̺̖͓̹̩̑̽͜O̶̠͋̉̎̉̈́̀̋̄͐̏́͘̕͠M̵̥̋̇͊̊̋̉̊I̵̡̩͚̼̖̺̫͌̈́͐͋́͛͌̓͛͝Ņ̴̢̢̝̣̖̮̲̖̤͍̩̼̿̀͐̒͑̕͠͠G̵̢̭̦̞͌͌͌̋͐̉̌̈́̾͐̂̅͗ͅ
by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025
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Meat St. Peter

The act of taking a freshly cooked meatloaf and coring a hole through the middle of it and then using it like a Red Meat Flesh Light!
Man I violently used the meatloaf my mom made last night for a quick Meat St. Peter
by Ding-Dong81 September 25, 2025
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