Cat

A being from the Animalia kingdom that comes in many shapes and sizes. Some are Persian cats, and some crawl up from the depths of hell. Many are sassy and typically can live for a long time if in the right environment. If you find a demon cat on the side of the road DO NOT TOUCH OR APPROACH SAID BEING. Many cats meow in a way similar to babies to make humans more likely to give them what they want. Humans have evolved to love cats and can not resist even the demonic ones.

Person 1: Would you like to get a cat from the shelter?
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.

by I'mnotUrbanoraDictionary July 19, 2023

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

Cats in need

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.

"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"

"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"

"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"

by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008

Mr. Cat

The nicest kitty in the whole wide world. He loves shrimpy shrimp.

Who’s a nice mr. cat?

by Moe moog January 4, 2020

Cat Gender

It doesn't fucking exist you hardcore furry (nothing wrong with being just a furry just not like this)

" Mom, dad, I'm cat gender!"
"Get the fuck out of my house."

by Beeꕤ*.ﾟ' March 30, 2022

Cat

Something that sits in front of the computer screen while you are trying to work.

The cat jumped onto the table in front of the computer screen.

by Artsy Koala January 20, 2021

Cat Licker

A safe way to say someone eats pussy

Person #1: Ok we have to be careful my parents are in the other room!
Person #2: Uhh ok. Did you hear about Tony? He’s a huge Cat Licker!

by Kacchan_420_277 January 1, 2020