I should not have nutted to that.

When you look at very fucked up porn/yiff, nut to it, and then regret looking at whatever you looked at.

Guy 1 nuts to some fucked up yiff he found on e621.
Guy 1 then immediately regrets looking at said art.
Guy 1: I should not have nutted to that. DEFINITELY should not have nutted to that.

by Littlecat456 August 10, 2021

Bust a fat ass nut

When you cum so much that it could cover a fat ass.

Guy 1: Aw shit I’m about to bust a fat ass nut in your tight pink pussy

Girl 2: Yeah fill me up with your warm cum daddy. Fun fact: Since you said fat ass in that sentence you’re implying that all your cum could cover my fat ass.

Guy 1: Wow, I didn’t know that *cums fat ass nut*

by USLOPA May 11, 2023

Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

The act of eating a bacon sundae from Burger King while getting a blow job. Bonus points for doing it through the drive through.

To celebrate our first anniversary my girlfriend gave me a Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

by Lil Africa December 18, 2012

Rip your nuts off

Something so amazing or incredible happens that someone rips their testicles off.

You won the lottery and it was so amazing you Rip your nuts off.

by Bay Mac June 23, 2021

Macadamia nut

A "professional" person in a school that cannot use a PC, but demands to do everything on a Macintosh because PC's require ordered thinking to use, which is nearly impossible for many academics, especially the liberal ones.

Professor Sloan worships on a tricked out G5, he's a Macadamia nut!

by JibJob September 13, 2006

nut shit

This is a term used to describe something that is really awesome, that makes you go crazy, or "nuts." Tends to be used by "lax brahs" as a synonym for "ill" or "sick."

John: Dude check out this new CD I got! Have you checked it out yet?

Jack: Yeah brah. I listened to that yesterday, it was nut shit man.

by lazypotato May 6, 2011

get my nuts out

To quit a joint enterprise; e.g. divest one's capital, leave a job, or break a contract.

Similar in spirit to taking one's ball(s) and going home.

"As soon as this company goes public, you'd better believe I'm going to get my nuts out."

"Did I get my PhD? No way. Soon as I had enough credits for a Master's degree, I got my nuts outta there."

by E. Mason December 11, 2007