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Glasses guy

"John is such a glasses guy. The only thing he does every day is studying."
by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023
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SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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5 Neat Guys

5 singers made popular in the '50s who sang the following: Let's Have A Party In My Rec Room, Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches, Patsy Has The Largest Breasts In Town, I'm The Goof In The Classroom, She Does It, etc...
You Have The New 5 NEAT GUYS album
by Patsy's Big Breasts August 14, 2023
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a guy named kim

Kim is a teacher, he likes to touch all his students, mostly male studens, and if you report him he will make his spider eat you.
my teacher is a guy named kim, is that good?
by yourboyladyman August 16, 2023
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4 big guys

4 Big guys
A term usually used to describe 4 enlarged men of the African ethnicity kissing or other acts

It is also a song by a fairly famous rapper (Digbar rap/ diggaybars) easily the best rapper (wutang & tupac before him fosho*
digbar raps: FOUR BIG GUYS AND THEY GRAB ON MY THIGHS BLEW UP MY GUTS LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY!!

Simon: I love big black men, preferably 4 big guys.
by ihatemyautisticson August 22, 2023
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guy dump

The couch or comfortable chair in a retail store where all of the men sit waiting for their significant others to finish shopping.
"Where are you? I just found three shirts for $12. I'm ready to go."
"I'm at the guy dump on the second floor of the Gap."
by stubbstarbuck69 August 25, 2023
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