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mom

a person who tells people they don't like negativity in their life but in reality they're the negative one
hey do you want to go out for lunch - person

sure- mom

at lunch

I want this - person

no you cant have that you are too fat

then starts this whole big thing- mom
by Josh parry. December 18, 2022
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Soccer mom

An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.
Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!

Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.

Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!
by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020
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your mom

your mom
You: hi mom

Your mom: your mom
by Frizzy84 February 9, 2022
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ur mom

look, I know you´re just a 10-year-old kid that somehow ended up here. shouldn't you have school now?
kid 1: haha lol i roasted you
kid 2: ur mom
by a guy named adam June 11, 2020
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Your Mom

Usually a fat, stupid, ugly ogre that is commonly used as a insult.
Guy 1: Your so stupid and ugly
Guy 2: No your mom
by Walrus0353 July 11, 2021
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Your mom

IS GAYYYYYYYYYY

AND YOU CAN NOT LIE
PERSON1:HI!

PERSON2:your mom GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
by User dummasss May 3, 2020
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