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Cumm job

When you cumm in her mouth and she holds it in her mouth until you're ready for round 2. She then spits the cumm on your penis and jerks you off with it.
What did you do with the girl you met on tinder?

I had her give me a blow job and she followed it up with a cumm job.
by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024
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Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.
"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"
by Stevejob January 3, 2015
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queer job

a term describing a person whom acts as if homosexuality is their profession.
did u see the pink shirt tom bought the other day? wut a queer job!

dude.....that guy is a fucking queer job...lets kick his ass!
by awalter November 1, 2008
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Bling Job

That was a sweet bling job!
by BMF90 June 23, 2010
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Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022
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job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.
I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.
by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021
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The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.
Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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