Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

trilliii the fish

Weasel like sea creature, has fingers to tame any she lion and a tongue to send grannies the wrong way to hell

if trilliii the fish sees that, ur gettin licked a new anal

by unknown147 May 30, 2015

go fish sticking

When a dude starts sticking his genitals in random things and times...

Whoa, somebody get Bob's pants on, he's go fish sticking all over the bok choy!!!

by Bobzilla420 February 14, 2012

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018

FISH

A slippery poop the came out with corn

Dude 1: Bro come look at my fish

Dude 2: Thais a poop with corn in that looked like it came out slippery.

Dude 1: Yah a fish.

by YourBadkid October 17, 2019

contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.

SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):

by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008

Gill Fish

Something you think about when you are high that makes you laugh your ass off.

"Hey bro, Gill Fish" *laughter*

by cobra31274 August 29, 2016