Fuck Fart

What happens when a girl's holes are so loose that there are constant slurping noises as you pound away. Can apply to pussy or ass.

Banging Mary was fun, but her holes are so busted out it was a veritable fuck fart symphony all night.

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Hover Fart

A large flatulent discharge that when sitting down results in a hovering effect pushing you of the seat.

Dude1: (PRFTPRFTPRFTPRFT).

Dude2: Dude that was rancid!

Dude1: Dude I now did you see that I totally hover farted

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MOBILE-PHONES
mobile-phone ring tone

o my phone's just ring-toned
" it is better to be egofartical than ecological - shit "

ego-fart by paul April 14, 2005

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When a fat dude decides to cup one in the middle of class.

"Dude!, why did you have to rip a lama fart!"

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To say something you don't really mean.

I'm so sorry!, sometimes word farts just come out for no reason.

word fart by A2T November 1, 2010

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random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person

I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...

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A person that smells like a stinky fart. A fart that stinks really bad like a skunk.

He is a real snead fart. Man did you just pass a snead fart?

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