When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
by SomeFreakyDude August 9, 2011
by Kaptan SNAFU December 12, 2011
The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
When someone gets so drunk that a blood vessel in their eye bursts, causing the entire white of their eye to flood with blood.
Bro did you see Jamie?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?
by Xtrasupernova December 6, 2016
KoRn’s best cover song
Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”
Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”
by Yours truly the band now in 3D September 14, 2023
by Bellechicco June 8, 2020
A woman's eyes that reveal how psycho she is, leading to a fear that those eyes are the last thing you'll see when she wakes you up and hacks you up with a chainsaw.