Dick Scarf

A pube so long it wraps round your penis like a scarf

Recently I've been growing a dick scarf for charity.

by Kenny da Tigers sexual advisor June 6, 2016

Dick Bug

Dick Bug - Otherwise known as a Cockroach. Its just the scientists didn't like it.

eww theres a dick bug in my room!

by SweetOnionSauce September 9, 2020

fan-dick

Another term for "busting my balls" or "breaking my balls" but its more like jamming your dick into a fan.

Dude, don't fan-dick me asshole... Or Jimmy just got fan-dicked by his brother.

by jsizzeeeee July 27, 2009

Farm Dick

A surprisingly large dick belonging to an unassuming man; often found attached to a farmer.

I wasn’t expecting it, but he’s got a farm dick on ‘em.

by FDLforlife September 3, 2022

dick valet

a friend wants to tap that ass, you drop them off at the person's house. you're transporting what they need to them. dick valet.

After the bar last night, I asked my dick valet to drop me off at Joe's house.

by ldygz November 10, 2011

jonathans dick

Really big

Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.

by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017

Recycled Dick

People that live in very small towns where the population is small and not that many people move in so the only people to date are people you've dated before or your friends have dated before and you've known them since kindergarten.

Amy: I'm moving

Sarah: Why?

Amy: This town sucks, no new guys ever move in and the only guys to date are guys we've known since kindergarten. I'm so sick of all this recycled dick!

by Wayne317 October 3, 2011