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Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.
Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.
by Cumtown April 9, 2024
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Box Spy

Noun

A Box Spy is a type of player in the 2007 video game Team Fortress 2.

This player is a Friendly, which means they will not try to kill you, and are generally harmless.
As with most Friendlies, they can mostly be found on CTF and PLR maps, but can be occasionally be found on other kinds of map.

The Box Spy is a Spy player who uses the Box Trot taunt. This is a disguise to ward off danger. Most players know how to recognize a Box Spy, but newer players will think they are just a prop.

The Box Spy is a timid creature, usually they will sit still upon detecting movement. However, they are also very curious, as if you stay still near a Box Spy, they will usually come up to you.

If attacked, a Box Spy will discard their box, either to flee or to fight back.

How to approach a Box Spy:

Approaching a Box Spy is a careful task, as you must not spook them. Crouch-walking is the best way to approach them, as Box Spies see crouching as a gesture of good will. Once close, do not use any voieelines that may frighten them. Use reassuring voicelines like 'Cheers' or 'Positive'. If you are a Heavy, giving them a lunchbox item is also a good way to show a Box Spy you mean no harm.

Fun Fact: Although related, Box Spies are NOT a kind of Spy Crab. This is a common misconception among those who study Spyology.
Oh wow! A Box Spy! We should not try to spook it.
by Mr. Enderman April 21, 2024
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wasp box

The “wasp box” or “wasp boxing” refers to having an empty box with only a hole for your penis to fit in, placed around your penis with a wasp inside it. The box is then shaken or hit to get the wasp attacking. This is a new age penis enlargement that can add both girth and length to one’s piece.
Hey bro, I’ve been thinking about wasp boxing this weekend.”
by NotTheHeroWeAskedFor April 24, 2024
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Lanky Box

an insult used for someone who's over 6'0 and obese.
fat and tall guy: hey guys
some asshole: gtfo you lanky box
by Sethsterwastaken April 24, 2024
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Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024
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Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.
" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"
by RaoulDukeNukem May 3, 2024
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Box destroyer

Chips has slayed so many boxes, he’s the ultimate box destroyer.
by -Galileo^ May 10, 2024
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