halo t-bagging

When someone playing halo 1,2, 0r 3 crouches over the body of someone he/she killed, making it look like they are t-bagging that person.

the guy who killed me kept halo t-bagging everyone he killed.

by Halo Dictator November 16, 2007

Doggie-Bag Dyslexia

A mental disorder which causes a person to place their left-over meal into the lid of a take-home box at a local restaurant. Although the top and bottom may look similar, any person with this disorder will consistently choose the wrong side. Although symptoms are typically mild, if left untreated, results may include the following:

a) Unexpected loss of your meal on the way back to your car.
b) Sauces/dressings leaking onto pants, car seats, or refrigerator.
c) Misrepresentation of the restaurant’s logo which typically appears on the lid of the box (a Felony in most states).

Doggie-Bag Dyslexia.

by Justin Cccccccc March 2, 2006

Douche Bag

an enormous backpack, or purse.

adriel's backpack

by B.M.STAR December 10, 2003

Full Bag of Crazy

An ex-girlfriend that exhibits signs of clinging, late night drivebys, rumor-spreading.

As Sarah would say, "That chick is a full bag of crazy!".

by Dark Star January 5, 2008

A bag of smashed assholes

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

by USMCBear January 31, 2007

chocolate pastry bag

The chocolate pastry bag was invented by President Herbert Hoover's wife as a practical joke. She ran the gag on President Hoover daily over the course of five years. Simply, you cut a hole in the tip of someone's shoe and then shit in the shoe. When the unsuspecting party puts his/her foot in the shoe . . . SQUIRT . . . the chocolate pastry bag. However, the innocent joke went sour in the hands of Al Capone. He gave wiskey to midgets and intelligent children then tricked them into giving each police officer in the country at least one chocolate pastry bag per week.

Mrs. Hoover: Honey, would you go give the shanty townsfolk some lemonade? SQUIRT! Hahahahaha . . . "the chocolate pastry bag!" You are one dumb bastard. Cop: See, aw shucks, see . . . the crooks got the whole station with the "chocolate pastry bag" again. That's the last time I take off my shoes to answer the telephone, see.

by Toby Doughbawaski February 25, 2008

Douche Bag Syndrome

Also known as DBS, Douche Dag Syndrome is a condition in which a male human becomes incapable of gentlemanly conduct. Lying; cheating; selfishness; and ditching of his girlfriend, friends, and even family are common characteristics of this life altering condition. Men, even young boys, can lose the best pieces of their lives when affected by DBS. The cure is simply a conscious change of attitude and a reevaluation of priorities.

Man, did you hear about Tonya? Her boyfriend caught a bad case of Douche Bag Syndrome and left her for a hooker! He's gonna regret that one.

by ashmallie March 27, 2010