Twokenism

The act, especially by politicians, of jumping on the latest 'Woke' bandwagon to garner media attention, popularity, and, whisper it ever so softly, votes....

He'd no idea what BLM was about but as soon as he saw the attention it was getting in the press the leader of the opposition simply had to ensure the press had a photo of him taking the knee (whatever that meant) a clear indication that his actions were mere twokenism.

by stephenroi December 11, 2020

Twoob

Twoob is the ship name between two characters, Boog and Elliot from Open season.

Twoob is many used as a joke, but only real gamers ship it.

"hey do u ship anything"
"yeah lol. twoob"
"earned my trust"

by twoobshipper6969 December 23, 2020

Twong

A term to describe a hot asian guy, and also a combination of the words Twink and the generic asian name "Wong".

Tony: "I'm not gay, but Chen's a twong, man."
Derek: "Oh yeah, I'd fuck him."

by Pupienus December 26, 2020

Twop

(Verb)
-To hit something such as a blunt or Boagie
-Or to have sex

Zach-Lemme twop that jawn rq i havent smoked all day
Keshaun-I gotchu wo
Or
"Yo bro i twopped that shortys shit last night that shit was water"

by Zaxh Wick December 31, 2020

Twonited

a person who is good or skilled in writing poems.

Did you get a chance to read Brandon’s new work ? He is so twonited.

by twonited January 10, 2021

Twomp

A large fat twat

Your dad's a twomp

by I am Hi January 16, 2021

Twofer

When a guy places one hand on both of a women's breast and squishes or squeezes during sex.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.

I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.

by The_G January 21, 2021