rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.

I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.

by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017

Testicle job

When someone plays with you're balls

Last night Betty gave me a testicle job

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017

$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5

Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday

by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025

right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023

brim job

When you lick the salt off a margarita it is a brim job

“Wow this margarita is full and covered in salt” -Amy
Jen: “you should totes do a brim job”

by lilpasty September 16, 2021

Steve jobs

Gurjas Singh predecessor

Gurjas Singh??? Don't u mean Steve jobs???

by Klayisdaddy101 February 10, 2017