fuck swear

If you break the promise you have to fuck the person that you made the promise with.

Paul: You have to fuck swear you won't tell anybody.
Janet: I fuck swear Paul

by spum778 May 8, 2016

Laundry Fuck

A person who leaves their clothes unattended in the dryers or washers. This person usually forgets about their clothes and often leaves them for an extended period of time after their clothes have finished in the unit. This usually takes place in laundry facilities on college campuses. Also, no one wants to take that persons clothes out of said machines.

These laundry fucks totally made me have to wait an extra 40 minutes just for an open dryer!

by Leubert McCracken September 25, 2010

Feed and Fuck

Refers to a girl who can be coaxed into sex, quite contently, by feeding her first; usually with lower end food, such as fast food or leftovers.

Two guys walking through the mall.....

"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

fuck valentine

The definition of not giving a flying fuck about valentine’s day due to the fact that you are single.

Friend: “Ayo what you finna do for valentine’s Day?”
You: “Bro fuck valentine”

by anonymous February 6, 2021

Fuck and ditch

When you fuck a guy/girl and ghost them and go fuck someone else

Person 1: Omg did u hear what Sophia did?
Person 2: no what?
Person 1: I heard she did a fuck and ditch

by Wolfgurl110 January 27, 2020

Aw fuck

What you say when Chuck won't calm down.

"Aw fuck, Chuck's on a killing spree again."

by Haggis McMutton February 8, 2015

Bottle Fucking

When a girl takes a bottle of cum and puts it up her vagina and squeezes the bottle so the cum comes out and into her vagina

When i was talking to my girl she confessed that she was bottle fucking and now she’s pregnant

by GrandeednarG October 18, 2019