A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!
Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012
Get the Whack Jobbingmug. When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024
Get the Steve Job Specialmug. Job is a great Dutch boy. He is the most sweet and cute boy you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Job, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He loves talking and deep conversations. Job always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. He also has a great humor and will make you laugh with the most random things
by Yermanjimster December 9, 2018
Get the Jobmug. An occupation that is overwhelmingly dominated by traitor gay men, i.e. politicians and billionaires.
Anyone who says "black jobs" must have a faggot job, and anyone who says "faggot jobs" must be really pissed off at the niggers in charge.
by Publius0987 August 14, 2025
Get the Faggot Jobmug. We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.
"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."
"Yep, it's a God Job alright."
"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."
"Yep, it's a God Job alright."
by DammitlDave October 12, 2011
Get the God jobmug. by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018
Get the Top Jobmug. When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.
My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.
by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022
Get the Plate Jobmug.