One Time Nut Pass

The temporary nut pass is a pass that lets someone nut one time but it can only be given out by the government or the president of a country you are in

''Man i cant do NNN its too hard'.'
''Dont worry ask the president for a one time nut pass.''

by krissacred November 02, 2022

old man nut shuffle

The method used by old (and sometimes young) men when preparing to eat a handful of nuts. First fill the palm of the hand with nuts, lightly close the hand, and shuffle back and forth before bringing the hand up to drop a few perfectly positioned nuts in the mouth. Technique can be applied to any small loose snack or candy. The shuffle motion is comparable to that used when shaking dice for gaming.

Can you believe Uncle Frank ate a whole 1 pound bag of trail mix??!! His wrist must’ve been sore from all of the old man nut shuffle action.

by ##thatswhatmomsaid April 09, 2023

Rip your nuts off

Something so amazing or incredible happens that someone rips their testicles off.

You won the lottery and it was so amazing you Rip your nuts off.

by Bay Mac June 23, 2021

big dog nut fuck

When your mediocre dog has mad nut disease and is obvious to his obesity

Bro my dog hit me with that big dog nut fuck

by Big dog nut fuck April 03, 2019

nut shit

This is a term used to describe something that is really awesome, that makes you go crazy, or "nuts." Tends to be used by "lax brahs" as a synonym for "ill" or "sick."

John: Dude check out this new CD I got! Have you checked it out yet?

Jack: Yeah brah. I listened to that yesterday, it was nut shit man.

by lazypotato April 17, 2011

Macadamia nut

A "professional" person in a school that cannot use a PC, but demands to do everything on a Macintosh because PC's require ordered thinking to use, which is nearly impossible for many academics, especially the liberal ones.

Professor Sloan worships on a tricked out G5, he's a Macadamia nut!

by JibJob September 13, 2006

Nut up my brothers

Squirrel for: Taking up arms (i.e. getting ready to battle).

First coined in the Sears Commercial 'Squirrel Revolt'.

(Man walks in with wife to display a bunch of squirrels cutting coupons for them)
(Head Squirrel flips table)

Squirrel: We're tired of you humans and your tyranny! Nut Up my Brothers!

(Squirrels proceed to attack the humans and vandalize their property)

by My pseudonym is already in use October 24, 2013