mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

Mom Nommer

A person, specifically a guy, who has a particular desire to "nom" (aka go down on) a hot mom.

Dude, my girlfriend's mom is so hot I totally want to be a mom nommer!!

by samruns13 April 24, 2010

mom-ing it up

The act of having your pants constantly fall down low enough to have Plummer’s butt especially at the worst possible time

Pull up your pants you are totally mom-ing it up over there.

by Pink drink's constantly September 02, 2019

suburban mom

ella

“ella you’re such a suburban mom”

by sjbchxkf dva March 26, 2022

Tetos Mom

The specimen who is in loveeeeee with Michael. She loves her back shots especially.

Tetos mom wants to fuck michael.

by Tetos mom May 14, 2022

my moms in a gang

Damn bro that’s cool

Dude: yo wassup my moms in a gang
Me: oh shit we’ll follow @mymomsinagang on twitch 😂

by September 16, 2020

mom = made of money

What m.o.m. means

Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask

by ihandlethisidk September 15, 2022