my throat hurts

when you suck too much dick

my throat hurts when i suck too much dick

by cantnevercouldmmm March 3, 2020

Suck my dock

When you meant to say “suck my dick” but the last word autocorrects to where the loading, unloading, and repair of ships happens in an enclosed area of water in a port

Tasha meant to tell Emmie to “suck my dick” but it autocorrected to suck my dock

by iwannabeacowboybabyyy June 6, 2020

Stick My Fist

Fuck off, Eat a dick, Youre a cunt

“Trina stick my fist”

by ginger ail August 13, 2020

oh my quiche

An exclamation of surprise or annoyance or amusement - can be used interchangeably with any of the exclamations beginning with “oh my”, except better, and pays tribute to a delicious kind of pastry

S: can you beLIEVE what J said to me in class today?? He just keeps interrupting me! He thinks he knows everything!!
A: oh my QUICHE he is so annoyingggg

by palmtree566 September 26, 2020

catch my drip

Slang for “you feel me” or “you understand”

Bro1:Hey bro you want pizza.

Bro2: ya!

Bro 1:You catch my drip

by Youcauchmydrip October 19, 2020

Urkel my wife

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60

The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!

by URkEL September 30, 2012

Hows my hair

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"

Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*

by CaTheMousseiest September 8, 2013