Your Mom

Your Mom is an asteroid spotted at the edge of our Solar System, while its height and width is unknown, we can estimate that it weights between 8 million to 27 million kilograms

Sneeze: Broooooo, I can't wait for the Earth to get destroyed by Your Mom
Your Son: Shut up

by BrianXNoor2021 April 17, 2021

my mom

Everybody tells their mom they're the best mom in the world, so which one is ACTUALLY THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom is the best mom in the whole world!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021

ur mom

this adjective is used as a diss, but can also be used as a verb as in you are actively doing someones mom. it can also be used with a word behind it like you fucked my mum.

them: fuck you
you: like I fucked your mom last night

by urmumisgae123 April 21, 2021

ur mom

a totally healthy coping mechanism used to avoid conversing with others, or simply just a habit that I probably shouldn't have.

Person A: Yo, how are you?

Person B: aHaHAha, ur MOm

by crispthethicc April 24, 2021

Ur mom

A women who spat on you when you were born.

“Hey mom what are you.”
“The women that spat on you. I’m Ur Mom.”

by Dieplz April 26, 2021

Ur mom

An overall sexy person

Ye ur mom is sexy

by More ein April 27, 2021

Ur Mom

A fat cow that is Ur Mom

"Ur mom is so fat that one picture of her filled up the whole phone storage"

by Qumzy April 27, 2021