patriot juice

Patriot juice is what makes smoke wagons start rollin'. The more juice your smokestack guzzles, the more hoo-rah points you earn!

The patriot juice is at 3.69 now! I am outraged winnifred, simply OUTRAGED!
We should frack in the bahamas for more patriot juice. 'Murica.
We can' t make our own patriot juice so we have to buy it. but it ours so it's still 'murican.

by metarrio August 5, 2019

happy brain worm juice

a substitute word for dopamine.

Person 1: seeing people in pain is my happy brain worm juice
Person 2: .... W H A T?

by LeeKnowsLeftShoe May 5, 2025

joot juice

when you fuck a girl and cum and miss her asshole and it runs down her leg

i was fucking this ho last night and she was dripping with my joot juice all over

by juicewizard69 May 20, 2018

Kiggle Juice

Payton and Olivia’s fresh juice in the morning

Zach: Oh my god I’m so hungover.

Sal: I feel pretty Frey I had a fresh batch of kiggle juice ;)
Zach: Where do I get some?!

by Jamesbanks October 11, 2022

Secret Booty juice

The act of putting foreign liquids (usually alcohol) into someone’s ass, stirring it around and then having said individual shit it out into cups before a party and then watching as members of the party drink out of the cups unknowing of the process in which the drink was made.

“Bro I think there’s secret booty juice in this cup”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

bitch juice

Juice that was made by a Karen, and/or a person who is a literal cunt.

You've really drank a lot of bitch juice, huh?

by raspution. March 10, 2020

Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...

a phrase said in order to clear up confusion on whether or not you are drinking an adult beverage.

Bagel: Dude, haven’t you had enough beer for one night?
Agle: Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...

by anonymous February 18, 2021