dick valet

a friend wants to tap that ass, you drop them off at the person's house. you're transporting what they need to them. dick valet.

After the bar last night, I asked my dick valet to drop me off at Joe's house.

by ldygz November 10, 2011

Farm Dick

A surprisingly large dick belonging to an unassuming man; often found attached to a farmer.

I wasn’t expecting it, but he’s got a farm dick on ‘em.

by FDLforlife September 3, 2022

dick hickey

it’s a fucking dick hickey bro

#dick #dickey #hickey #dick hickey

by dick hickeys May 4, 2019

Dick sucking

when a girl says or does something that she Doesn’t believe to impress a boy.

She was dick sucking on her TikTok to get clout from boys.

by Truth8172728 April 30, 2020

bad dick

a sexual experience with a penis-person marked by minimal effort and lack of connection

disappointing, forgettable, and all too common

Person 1: So, how did your hook-up go last night?
Person 2: Oh, it was just bad dick unfortunately.

by f*ckyou1-2 April 7, 2020

dick den

Vagina, Loose Woman

Rhian has had so many blokes she's a regular dick den.

by vonell78 January 11, 2017

Nic Dick

Similar to whiskey dick, where you can’t get the lil man up, but with nicotine most likely coming from a vape.

Frat 1-“She’s down to smash bro”

Frat 2-“dude I’ve been hitting my juul all night I can’t fuck her I have Nic Dick”

by GrooVphantom May 26, 2018