The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
by Ninjaroxursox November 4, 2010
Get the Zombie Velociraptormug. A sex position in which one person is asleep (Therefore the Zombie) while the other person has vigorous sex until the "zombie" wakes up and jumps out of bed (Therefore the 'flying' effect.)
by ChurchGirls101 November 29, 2007
Get the Flying Zombiemug. Hey man, wanna watch Zombieland tonight?
No thanks, I don't care for the new zombies that can run fast. I'm a zombie snob.
No thanks, I don't care for the new zombies that can run fast. I'm a zombie snob.
by sickness June 27, 2012
Get the Zombie snobmug. An extremely additcted farmville player who sends game requests but no longer is part of the facebook world. Usually will only speak of facebook sim-games and has an inability to make needed effort socially.
Friend 1: All I ever hear is farmville from him! What is it?
Friend 2: No! Don't try it. You'll end up so addicted that you'll be a farmville zombie!!
Friend 1: So thats why he never talks to us. :(
Friend 2: No! Don't try it. You'll end up so addicted that you'll be a farmville zombie!!
Friend 1: So thats why he never talks to us. :(
by Shadoe.Phoenix. March 3, 2011
Get the Farmville Zombiemug. A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.
Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead
by New Sky November 28, 2010
Get the Bargain Zombiemug. Any of the famous USAF flight destined UAV electronic GPS guided ICBM (Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile) breed remote launch vehicles chosen to carry an array of selection given size of long distance targets within range from air, sea or land based systems. One zombie weapon may carry one dozen war heads at a time if necessary to destroy multiple local targets.
Afghan and Pakistani Al-Queda forces found a new secret hideout to plan terror and the US has the remote location coordinates and meeting time decides to resort to zombie weapons to spoil the party. BOOM! BANG!
by djsee4 February 11, 2010
Get the zombie weaponsmug. On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
by txba397 May 25, 2018
Get the Zombie Postmug.