zebony

A pretty girl who has a pretty smile and she is very bold and don’t put up with that drama period

Bro zebony is the best friend ever

by Ugly gid123 December 11, 2018

Zero Harper

Meaning failing something,getting rejected, or getting a low score

HAH! Lesha is Zero Harper

by K33yal December 21, 2019

Sex Zero

When you hook up again with an old fling so the actual number of people you have slept with does not go up.

Having sex with the ex again is sex zero. Kind of like Coke Zero; all the fun none of the calories

by Klever Slacker October 28, 2012

Document Zero

Is said of a document, located somewhere in your corporate network drive, that has an either outdated or erroneous header, footer, meta tag, etc. Even after a thorough cleanup by system admins, an employee is bound to discover a document zero, use it as a template and spread the error around.

Greg: "Sir, this is the most recent expenditures slide deck we have."
Reginald: "Greg, why is our old company logo still on this presentation???"
Greg: "Ughh... Someone must have used an old template, again... I thought we got rid of all the old logo stuff! There must still be a document zero somewhere..."

by fglaude June 18, 2019

Alpha Zero

The moment one plops their first big fat dump in the toilet no matter where it’s at. Whether a Don Jon, bathroom, restroom or out house. The moment of divine presence at the very beginning of life. To infinity and beyond.

Parent 1 Non-Binary: Good job! Good 👍 job Kennedy!!!

Parent 2 Non-Binary: Hooray!!! His first Alpha Zero!!!

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN May 2, 2022

Juke Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or listen to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

by Their pseudonym November 20, 2009

Mao Zedong

A communist that ruined a perfectly good country. A liar to his people, his world and his country. A lowly backstabbing swine. He did NOT make his country powerful. He made his country into a overpopulated country where food is almost a luxury. He put retarded peasants in government positions, in other words, he had other, equally retarded, and gay people running his government as himself. He was NOT a war hero that fought the Japanese, he was backstabbing the Nationalists. He is a disgrace to the asian race and to the Chinese culture.

Mao Zedong? Oh you mean the sick, twisted commie?

by die Wahrheit October 8, 2005