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Slut Wrecked

A stat of mental stupor and physical disarray as the result of having had excessive vigorous sex. Characterized by traits such as walking bow legged or unable to walk at all; smeared makeup; messy hair; dried semen on face, clothes, and/or in hair. Often a “good girl” having been Slut Wrecked will be unable to recall basic information such as her name, where she is, or when she last saw her panties.
Did you see her stumble out of Tyty’s room this morning? She either rode a wild horse through a field of Elmer’s Paste or that girl was slut wrecked!

Tiffany was found wandering down the street in just a cum stained t-shirt completely slut wrecked.
by Tyty7 July 12, 2024
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Wreck Fest

A Driver in NASCAR that is known to cause cautions and wrecks. Usually in a low ranking team and never won a cup race.
JJ is a total wreck fest, he causes cautions and wrecks every week.
by NASCARFAN18 November 14, 2018
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Straponasaurus Wrecks

Straponosaurus is a genus of large thrustarod dinosaur. The species Straponosaurus Wrecks (Wrecks meaning "keep crying $£ut I'll f**k you with your tears, that's right, rubber balls deep ho3" in Latin), often called She. Wrecks or They/Them-Wrecks, is one of the most highly sought after yet highly feared thrustarod's to roam this planet. Plowing a massive hole across western North America, leaving countless gimps, subs, drunk college chicks, weekend warriors, and jock catfish seizing, leaking, and sucking their thumbs in her wake. Straponosaurus identifies as a bi predatorial carnivore, featuring a massive round haunches Feng shui'd by the adornment of a long extending, heavy rubber staff. Relative to her large and powerful lower attributes, her waist remains slim and corseted, her arms still feminine while her shockingly powerful latex clad hands clench her leash and riding crop, confidently, the tools of her trade. Straponosaurus Wrecks is an Apex Predator and undisputed heavyweight pipe throw champion of the world. Approach with extreme caution and a full understanding of the risks involved.
Hey Tanner is Bryce off this week? Naw Bro, word is he found a rabbit hole while surfing porn on the dark web. Him and Thad threw in and hired Straponasaurus Wrecks, he won't be back, or walking again....
by Owaa-Tafoo-lyam February 4, 2023
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Social Wreck

When someone ruins their reputation online using reckless social media posting.
Sgt. Gary Stein of the U.S. Marines got into a Social Wreck: he was given an "other-than-honorable" discharge from the Marines because he posted critical comments about his boss, U.S. Military Commander in Chief, U.S. President Obama, on his Facebook page.
by Kapuso September 28, 2012
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Pickle Wrecked

A person who gets turned on by shoving pickles up their ass will get pickle wrecked. Begging a partner to shove pickles in your ass because you are desperately horny
Person 1: pleaseeeee shove a pickle up my ass I’m pickle wrecked
Person 2: okay hold still
by anonymous June 26, 2023
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wrap wreck

What happens when you're banging out a message on a computer, or texting a message, and you press the wrong keys and the message "wraps" and deletes words, causing you to make typos or a completely unreadable message. The message equivalent of a car accident.
"He brought his clari with nethim" is one example of a wrap wreck. The speaker meant to say "He brought his clarinet with him".
by pentozali December 15, 2011
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wreck sack

A term used for huge, hard balls.
Ethan has destroyed two buildings with his wreck sack.
by mynameisnotcody September 21, 2021
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