Charity Worker

Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.

I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.

My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.

by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020

gloves work

(quote) - Phrase OJ Simpson uttered while appointed to President Joe Biden's cabinet as COVID-19 safety constant under Dr. Fauci. Mr. Simpson was considered for the position to increase public awareness of strategies to stop spread of COVID-19.

Did you see the public service announcement about gloves w masks? it's called "gloves work" ?

Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!😊 Who is the face of this project?

OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. 🧤

by $lapaho February 7, 2021

nigger work

Hard labor work that no one wants to do, especially if there's little to no pay

"Hey, Mr. Jenkins is wanting us to mow his big ass yard for $5 an hour..."
"Shiiiit man that's just plain nigger work!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow July 3, 2021

Gig Worker

A Gig Worker is a person who has a gig they do for cash money, this can be a daily nightly or weekend Gig. A Gig Worker does a gig that can take a hour or many hours but is not required to be at this work at a regular time or day of the week. A Gig Worker may have another full time permanent job or may not. To make a extra few dollars a month to help with his bills every month the Gig Worker finds a job that brings in extra cash to supplement his needs
A Gig Worker may have many Gigs he does per week per month he may make all the Gigs combined into a full time Gig Worker job to survive every month. Or just have one Gig Worker job to supplement his income.

I am a gig worker I worked several days a month mowing the neighbors lawn that's my Gig Worker job.
On Thursday nights I collect cans in my neighborhood this is my Thursday night Gig Worker job
I have a weekend Gig where I pull trash liners in a local park so it keeps trash out of the park through the weekend this is my Gig Worker job on weekends

by Littlean November 15, 2021

Road work ahead

Ah yeah I sure hope it does

Me: there’s road work ahead!
Friend: Ah yeah I sure hope it does
Me: AHH WATCH OUT DONT HIT THE WORKERS YOU’LL KILL US BOTH WTF LET ME DRIVE YOUR VINE OBSESSION WILL KILL US ALL

by LunaAstrid77 May 9, 2022

Hard Worker

A person named Parker Sack that is constantly engaged in energetic work.

“Wow that person over there is a full time student, full time trainer, and a full time actor. They just be a hard worker”

by Yogirlmayo August 29, 2022

willhouse worker

Old dirty minded bitch whose not a bitch but would probably buy one of those pink fluffy stripper cowboy hats that people sell outside bars. Wears old ass sweaters that look like their from the 1800 and surprisingly looks good in them. She also is a disco diva. Total hippie grandma but has style MOST of the time *cough* home depot pants. She probably lives behind a thrift store and sometimes stater bros. Would totally drunk stand at a highway intersection and yell gay jokes at angry drivers. Probably would call an Uber and get kidnapped by a drug dealer. Pretty and smart but is probably reckless when drunk. I honestly doubt she'll ever be drunk. Crazy AF but also somehow chill.

Person A: Why is willhouse worker dying laughing

Person B: Someone told her a gay joke

by WillowDepew February 28, 2023