joseph maffei

Floppy haired old guy who likes rolled up sleeves and social Studies

Are you trying to act like Joseph Maffei

by Baby Blake February 3, 2017

Pulling a Joseph

An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!

"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.

"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.

by Moneytree March 24, 2008

Joseph Smith

Founder of Mormonism.

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.

by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009

Joseph Chitty

This rare term is one of three things.

1.) A term to describe something more powerfull then God himself, Super-God.

2.) Something women scream during an orgasm.

3.) An individual possessing in excess of 1,000,000 man points

Well, after beating Chuck Norris in a punch up and the Stig in a race you're a genuine Joseph Chitty

by Joeisnthome June 4, 2011

Catherine and Joseph

A SCHMEXY ass dude and chick who saw each other and BAM the groove was on! Catherine and Joseph are destined for blissfully immense love. People look at Catherine and Joseph and see the passion for each other in their eyes. Ohhhh yea....the flame of desire runs deep for each other and it satisfies the primal instinct. All couples strive to emulate Catherine and Joseph.

Dude, I want that boss ass type of relationship- I want a Catherine and Joseph.

Girl, me and my man are juicy hot- we got that Catherine and Joseph thang going on!

by Firey Chick December 21, 2016

Joseph Mother

The full name of Joe Mama

Noah: Hey Mark, I just got off the phone with Joe.

Mark: Who's Joe?

Noah: Joseph Mother! Gottem!

by Euangelion October 1, 2021

Joseph Hoffman

OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS LITERALLY MY LORD AND SAVIOR AND I WOULD WILLINGLY peel my skin :)

omg that dude over there is a literal god, he's a..... Joseph Hoffman

by gnomeoandjuliet February 20, 2019