vertez

Sexy,smart,cool speak her mind don't care what anyone say and loyal

Vertez is awesome

by always_cool March 14, 2017

Vertically Frustrated

(1.) A short person who wishes they were taller, and has passionate feelings about it.

(2.) The emotion felt by every bird God gave wings, that can't fly. Many a baby ostrich and Emu has sought therapy after looking at birds in the sky, flapping their little fuzzy wings, and not being able to produce the desired result.

(1.) As a short guy, I find dating websites vertically frustrating. .

(2.) Vertically frustrated ostrich seeks pilot license.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

vertical

(noun) Jumping ability, traditionally understood within the context of basketball and generally not associated with the skill set of white people

Yo, that dawg Tyreke has some serious vertical - he just gave that clown Neil a facial

by ToastedBread October 13, 2009

Vertical Stripe

1 A homosexual person, typically someone wearing an item of clothing with relation to vertical stripes

2 A stripe, one thats vertical

Look at that vertical stripe, when will he come out of the closet

I'm glad I'm not a vertical stripe

Are you a vertical stripe

He is acting like such a vertical stripe

by Sofa Worshippers March 14, 2010

vertical mouth

Colloquial term for vagina, cunt or pelvic gash. Used in place of the term "vertical smile" that suggests a horizontal arching of the vagina, which is just awful.

Tyler: I bet Sarah Palin's vertical mouth is au naturale.

by HayBritnayHay November 17, 2010

Vertical 69

A sex position your parents may have done to bring you to this world

I had vertical 69 with my girlfriend last night, she loved it.

by Nick12422 October 18, 2016

Vertically Challenged

1. Someone who is always horizontal

2. A person who lays around on the couch all day watching television and Netflix.

3. An able person who only moves when absolutely necessary eg to use the bathroom.

"My neighbours son, he is vertically challenged, he does nothing all day but lay on that lounge whilst his mother runs around doing everything"

"Get off the couch and clean your room you lazy prick. What are you? Vertically Challenged or something?"

lazy pricktelevision TV Netflix challenged sloth oaf slacker

by GADAFYS April 14, 2016